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Internet vs. Chapel Mormons
This specific terminology was introduced by a critic of Mormonism, Jason Gallentine, who identifies himself as "Dr. Shades."1
Examples of distinction:
1. Chapel Mormons will typically try and bend the facts to fit the prophets, while Internet Mormons are far more comfortable bending the prophets to fit the facts.
2. When the apologists contradict the prophets, Internet Mormons almost always go with the apologists, while Chapel Mormons almost always go with the prophets.
3. Internet Mormons believe that the words "Lamanite" and "Native American" refer to two entirely separate cultural and linguistic groups. Chapel Mormons believe that the words "Lamanite" and "Native American" are interchangeable.
4. Internet Mormons believe that Noah's flood was a localized event, covering only a certain area. Chapel Mormons usually believe that Noah's flood was a global event, covering the entire world.
5. Internet Mormons believe the Lehite colony landed in a New World filled with Asiatic inhabitants. Chapel Mormons believe the Lehite colony landed in a New World devoid of inhabitants save, perhaps, for at least one remaining Jaredite.
6. When discussing prophetic utterances, Internet Mormons often say "it was only his opinion." Chapel Mormons almost never say "it was only his opinion," believing that a prophet's words and God's words are essentially one and the same. 2
I'm sure you get the idea. This topic has been done to death on message boards and on blogs. But for me, this line of thinking has lead me contemplate something completely tangential. Or perhaps what I've been pondering is the central issue and all else is tangential.
Generally "Chapel Mormons" are not even aware that these labels exist. Internet Mormons resist these labels primarily because Dr. Shades (an Anti-Mormon) coined the phrases. I think absent the labels, most Mormons will admit to very "blurry" lines of distinction within our personal beliefs.
I wrote in the MADB thread:
I don't have a problem with...blurry lines of distinction. The days of orthodox literalism is shifting, IMO. I absolutely think that as scientific or historical information becomes available that may challenge our current theological paradigms, Internet Mormons are more likely to entertain the implications; whereas ...Chapel Mormon[s] may bristle to know the Earths age is approx 4.5 billion years old and is not pieces of other old Earths put together.
One does not need to be one or the other. But I don't have a problem with a loose distinction for conversations sake.
My method concerning the acquisition of truth is that...when there seems to be a question regarding something that has previously been confirmed by the Holy Spirit, then there is no question whatever about it. However, if I'm seeking truth that has not been confirmed or revealed by God, then it will come by study and by faith. And I will stay that course until the Spirit bestows further light and knowledge, and my testimony is increased.
I'm rambling now, but here is the thrust of my musings. Despite all of our minor differences we are all Saints. And despite a healthy discussion of the age of the Earth; or biological evolution; or DNA and the Book of Mormon, we remain united in a covenant relationship with God and with each other.
"He that hath the spirit of contention is not of me, but is of the devil, who is the father of contention, and he stirreth up the hearts of men to contend with anger, one with another" (3 Nephi 11:29)
And to our dispensation God declared:
"I say unto you, be one; and if ye are not one ye are not mine." (D&C 38:27)I could write twenty pages on this single concept. The Temple is where I have learned more about this idea than any other place. But let's look at the Book of Mormon for a moment:
[1]...and behold they [a multitude of Saints] had fallen to the earth, for the fear of the Lord had come upon them.
[2] And they had viewed themselves in their own carnal state, even less than the dust of the earth. And they all cried aloud with one voice, saying: O have mercy, and apply the atoning blood of Christ that we may receive forgiveness of our sins, and our hearts may be purified; for we believe in Jesus Christ, the Son of God, who created heaven and earth, and all things; who shall come down among the children of men.
[3] And it came to pass that after they had spoken these words the Spirit of the Lord came upon them, and they were filled with joy, having received a remission of their sins, and having peace of conscience, because of the exceeding faith which they had in Jesus Christ who should come, according to the words which king Benjamin had spoken unto them.
[4] And king Benjamin again opened his mouth and began to speak unto them, saying: My friends and my brethren, my kindred and my people...(Mosiah 4: 1-4)
This was both an individual and collective experience. United in heart and purpose, vocally they cried out and made a covenant with God. They were truly kindred people. They had taken the name of Christ upon themselves and were washed clean, they had joy and peace of conscience.
Now, does this mean they were a Borg like collective conscience void of any differences or distinctions? I would say no. I don't know why we have this incredible zeal to label each other with a one dimensional category?
Think for an instance why we have so many varied talents and blessings.
11 For all have not every gift given unto them; for there are many gifts, and to every man is given a gift by the Spirit of God.
12 To some is given one, and to some is given another, that all may be profited thereby. (D&C 46)
What a wonderful thing it is that there is so much variety within the Church. And how wonderful it is that we are able to take those talents that we are blessed with and dedicate them, along with those of our brothers and sisters in the Gospel, to the building up of the Kingdom of God.
So may I simply say thanks to Dr. Shades! Thank you for identifying two of the most beautiful shades amongst the spectrum of colors that is Mormonism.
Am I an Internet Mormon?
Am I a Chapel Mormon?
Am I much more than the aggregate of the two?
Yes!
Big UP!
The Lamanite
1. F.A.I.R. Wiki article.
2. Anti-Mormon site








